What I find particularly exciting about being here in Vegas is the sense of ubiquitous sense of adventure that pervades this place. Even if you wanted to, you’d be hard-pressed not to be entertained. Such is the awesome appeal of being a Nevadan in Vegas, that life is filled with action 24/7, 365. One of my favorite games – besides Blackjack – is Texas Hold’em No Limit poker.
Reasons why online casinos are really worth their salt
While it’s wise practice not to play the games that one deals in the casino – for obvious reasons – it’s always nice to give it a go, now and then. If you’re looking for a great place to play free online casino games, take a look over here. I’ve become quite accustomed to mixing both online casinos and bricks and mortar Vegas gaming. One of the reasons I advocate both variants is that online casinos allow you to practice before you play and they provide you with sign-up bonuses, promos and great promotional offers.
With that done and dusted, I’d like to share a few good humor stories with you. These are tales I heard from a couple of suits who were seated at my table last week. So the big guy – Jack – decides to get everyone at the table a little looser. He starts off with a little beauty.
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One day Jason, Sam and Elly are returning to their hotel from a raucous night out on the town in Sin City. It’s freezing cold outside and these three pals just want to get upstairs to their luxury suite and kick back. It’s time for a couple of Buds and maybe some pizza – but get to their suite they must. The doorman at their luxurious hotel informs them that a power outage has knocked out the elevators. It’s up to the 80th floor they must trudge. This is no minor undertaking. Sam suggests that they take turns telling stories for 27 floors each.
Sam goes first – explaining how he met his wife and where he proposed to her. The others chuckle to themselves. Finally they round the 27th flight and Elly takes over. His stories are a little more light-hearted. He tells of his college drinking days and all the wild times he enjoyed. The guys are all pooped by the time they ascend the 55th flight of stairs. Jason – who is completely exhausted – takes over. ‘Well guys, I don’t have much to say. I’m really pooped. But there is one thing that I’ve been meaning to tell you since we started climbing these stairs: I left the key to the room in the car in the lot.’
A couple of Vegas one-liners to brighten up your day
Two goldfish are in their tank. The one says to the other, ‘You man the guns, I’ll drive!’ Or how about this one for a quick laugh: Guy goes to the doctor off Las Vegas Blvd and the doc greets him with a grim expression: ‘I’m afraid I have good news and bad news.’ Patient says to his doc – give me the good news first. ‘Well, you have 24 hours to live.’ The man frowns. ‘What’s the bad news?’ The doctor looks down, ‘I forgot to tell you that yesterday.’
Folks join me next week here on 777.com for some more rollicking humor and action-packed tales from Sin City. This is your resident Blackjack dealers signing out. Enjoy the free games at 777.
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