A newlywed couple decides to spend their honeymoon in Las Vegas. The husband is all chipper, the wife is doting and everything’s just peachy. The morning after they’ve exchanged vows, the husband decides to get up early to prepare breakfast in bed for his wife. The platter contains freshly-squeezed OJ, steaming hot croissants with butter on the side, some fresh salmon and of course cappuccino with fresh cream. “Wow! That’s so thoughtful,” exclaims the wife. “I’m happy you think so, because from now on this is precisely how I want you to prepare it for me every morning,” retorts the husband.Greetings from chilly Las Vegas – I’m your resident blackjack dealer and I’ve got some great jokes to share with you guys today. At 777 we strive to impress our gaming patrons and in Las Vegas there’s never a dull moment. Folks are always asking me: “Don’t you get tired of Sin City?” And my steadfast response is as such, “How can you – it all happens in Vegas!” That’s the truth of the matter. No matter where you go in this electric city, you cannot be bored. Here’s an obscure Vegas fact for you: There’s more lobsters consumed in Las Vegas than the entire United States combined. Here’s another: 83% of Las Vegas residents claim to be religious. Or how about this one: 15,000 pillow cases are washed daily at the MGM Grand. The list of Vegas fun facts is extensive and you’ve only to visit the city to know that living here is truly all the rage. If you’re thinking of buying an acre of land on the Strip, be prepared to spend at least $11 million.
Sitting at my table in Vegas is always an experience. The other night I was dealing cards to a group of grad-school frat boys from Penn State. These guys were full of spunk and the jokes were flowing thick and fast. Sean gets the party started, “Do you know that marriage is the chief cause of divorce?” he asks. The group starts to chuckle. “Did you hear about the guy who failed to report his credit card stolen? Well the reason he chose not to report it was because the thief was spending less than his wife did.” Another guy at the table decides to speak up, “Well my wife says I never listen to her, or something along those lines.” By now my sides are aching because these guys are just rattling off the jokes one by one. Steve is just getting started and he rattles off another quick jibe, “50% of men cheat in America, the other 50% cheat in Europe!” An old timer at my table decides to add his thoughts to the matter, “You know you guys are cracking me up. But let me tell you something. Before I got married I used to catch my wife in my arms. Nowadays I catch her in my pockets!” Be sure to join us here at 777.com next week for the latest comedy capers from the heart of Las Vegas, Nevada.
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