Pull an Ace and drop a Dollar - 777.com's Casino Fun, Humor & Comics

It’s 1890 in the Wild West. A group of cowboys is playing 5-card stud in a smoke-filled saloon. On their tired leather belts rest six-shooters and rows of bullets in leather pouches. Each of the cowboys is eyeing one another out. Trust is hard to come by. After the final hand’s been dealt, a cowboy lays down his cards. ‘Heck! He’s not playing straight! Cheater!’ yells one of the cowboys. The accused cowboy raises his eyebrows in alarm, ‘How do you know I’m cheating?’ he asks. ‘…because those weren’t the cards I dealt you!’

Las Vegas dealers have all the fun. I assure you. We get to see everyone having the time of their lives and if we’re lucky enough to deal players winning hands, then happenstance will have us being rewarded in the interim. The perks of Las Vegas jobs are plentiful indeed. But what I love most about this city is the humor. There are so many laughs to be had in Vegas that I feel like opening a gag school here on 777.com. Without further ado, let’s go to the sexy blonde who thought she hit jackpot gold.

She’s lean and gorgeous and she’s got Coca-Cola cans in hand

Here’s a quick joke that had me laughing so hard that I nearly pulled a muscle in my gut. This cute blonde babe walks into the Mirage. She’s keen to make some cash but she’s got no clue how to get started. So she goes off to the one-arm bandits. After 2 hours of losing she decides to go and get a soda. She walks out the gambling area and finds a soda machine in the hall. She was so ensconced in gambling mode that she popped a buck in the slot and received a Coca-Cola. ‘This is great,’ she thought. She popped another dollar in and presto – same result. So she kept on going for 5 minutes until a cowboy in a Stetson hat asked her, ‘Hey there little lady! What in the Lord’s name are you doing?’ To which she replies, ‘What does it look like? I’m winning!’

One last blonde joke for you guys here at 777. So there’s Dolly Parton and Her Majesty, the Queen. Both of them have sadly passed on (in the joke of course) and they’re ascending the elevator to Heaven’s Gates. ‘Sorry ladies, but it appears we only have space for 1 more here’ says the gatekeeper. ‘ Dolly Parton is itching to get in so she pops her blouse and bares her buxom bosom. ‘That’s certainly impressive!’ cries the gatekeeper. But all the while he can’t keep his attention off the Queen taking a leak over in the bushes. After some serious thought he adds, ‘Sorry Dolly, but a Royal Flush always beats a Pair.’