Good day there folks. I’m back at the table with a lot of funny casino jokes to share with you. True you may have heard a handful of them before, but they’re certainly worthy of being shared. I’ve been particularly overwhelmed with a busy schedule in Vegas. So this week’s post is a little late but it’s been grafted with love and care & I’m sure it will be enjoyed. Playing online blackjack is a terrific way to sharpen your skills before you hit the bricks and mortar casinos. Too many dudes have dropped anchor at my table without having practiced enough. That’s a big plus point of online gaming: you get to play for free before you play for real.
Let’s get giddy for a moment…
Apparently there’s some new state lottery in Georgia. It’s paying out $20 million dollars: $2,000 dollars a year for 20,000 years. That wasn’t really funny enough to tickle my sides, but the next jokes certainly were. So, one day this dude says to his gal: “I bet you wouldn’t do me the honor of your hand in marriage.’ The girlfriend – particularly striking girl – responds: ‘Not only will I call your bet, I’ll raise you $250!’ On the topic of guys and gals, let’s progress to the story of an ex-girlfriend. This was a letter that was mock-read by one of the patrons at my blackjack table:
“Dear Pete, I’ve been unable to get a good night’s rest ever since I broke off our engagement. I feel devastated.
Could you perhaps find it in the depths of your heart to forgive and forget what I have done to you?
Just being without you is driving me batty. I need you.
All my everlasting and undying love Rina xxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning that $20 million Powerball Lottery!”
But the entertainment doesn’t stop there. There’s the story of a doctor who played poker. You guys will love this one. One day Dr. Wolf answers his phone. On the other end of the phone he hears the voice of his colleague – a Dr. Green. In a hushed whisper he hears Dr. Green saying -"We need a 3rd for poker tonight.” Dr. Wolf says, "Don’t worry about it, I'll be right over." While he was dressing to go out, his fiancé asks him, "Is it that serious?" Dr. Wolf looks down at the ground, “Certainly my dear. It’s quite serious," he said gravely. "As a matter of fact, there are already 2 doctors there!" This joke comes in many different formats and it’s always interesting to hear how variants differ from one another. It gets a 6/10 on the tickle-meter!
Folks, that’s a wrap for this week. I’m certainly chuffed to share good times stories with you all and I look forward to an exciting week ahead. Let the good times roll with 777.com and enjoy our wide range of instant play flash games.
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